"And I seem to remember breaking your face."

Loyal readers,

I apologize for the lapse in my posts over the last two days. As today's title should indicate, I had a nasty fall and required many stitches. Because it's difficult to type while holding an ice pack to a swollen face, there was no blogging to be had. Rest assured that starting tomorrow I will resume my public service and point out how you all have terrible opinions.

Until then, if anyone asks, I got into a bar fight.

Best,
Alan